- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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