- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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