- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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