- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

"Knock knock" Come in!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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