- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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