- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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