- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

sweating like antoni with a girl

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream