- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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