How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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