- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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