- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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