- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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