- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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