- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Julian Ha.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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