- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

pull my finger (farts)

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Death by kayak

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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