How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

No!

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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