- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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