- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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