- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

someone called someone else a frog

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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