What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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