An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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