Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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school homewrok

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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