- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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