- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Chuck Norris.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

what's funny about war? nothing!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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