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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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