- Anti Joke

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Obama lin Baden.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.