- Anti Joke

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

here's a joke... the american education society

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink