Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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