In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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