- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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