- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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