knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

miha kako si?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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