- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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