- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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