- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Beka has AIDS

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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