What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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