- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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