- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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