Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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