- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Women's Rights..

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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