- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Gus's mom

roses are red violets should be purple

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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