An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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My jeans

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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