how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Anti Joke

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