- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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