A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A sober Irish individual.

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