Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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One time i was sitting down

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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