Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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