How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A black man walks out of a police station

whats white jizz

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Anti Joke

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