An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Women's rights.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

guess what what ...

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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