There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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