wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a irish man walks past a bar

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Anti Joke

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