- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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