- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the WNBA.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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