why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

12 in general

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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