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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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