- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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