An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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