What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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