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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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