- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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