Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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