What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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