- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what are you mike bibby?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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