- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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