- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats a joke

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

civil rights

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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