Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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69.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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