Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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