A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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