- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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