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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Cancer

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

The New York Giants

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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