- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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