- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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