What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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