What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

My cat just died.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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