- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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