your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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