- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Jesus Christ

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Phew... it's gone.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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