Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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