- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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