Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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