- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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