Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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