What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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