A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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