There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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