Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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