what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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