why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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