In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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