- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why do fat people commit suicide

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."