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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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