THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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