(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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