How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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