Ms Leong Sux

su algato es en fuego

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

hola said the chinese man

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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