"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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. . I am a whale

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Anti Joke

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