An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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