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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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