- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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