- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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