whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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