- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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