How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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