- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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