- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

This is an anti-joke.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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