- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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