Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

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