- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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