- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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