- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why does the man appear fat he is

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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