What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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