- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Cripples are lame.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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