- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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