- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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