- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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