A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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