- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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