Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Go away still nothing to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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