- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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