- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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