- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Gustavo Andrade

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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