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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Refridgerator.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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