- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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