What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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