what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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