- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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