- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Your mums a potato

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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