- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats the defination of cruelty

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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