What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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ewrg

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Manchester City

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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