Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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