- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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