Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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