Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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