You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Anti Joke

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