Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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