- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's 1+1? 69.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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