Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Michael Brown

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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