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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Your big dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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