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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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