- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A gay man watches football.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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