Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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