An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How old are you? 7

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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