- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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