A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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