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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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