What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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