Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Death by kayak

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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