Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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