- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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