What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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