- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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