Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why? Because.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A young baby died.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Anti Joke

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