What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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