If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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stinky boner

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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