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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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