Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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