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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

deez nuts

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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