What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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