Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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