- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Caroline Kelly.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Chuck Norris is dead......

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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