- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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