- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Chuck Norris is dead......

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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