Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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