- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Weaner

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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