Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Denard Robinson

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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