What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Anti Joke

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