- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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