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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

My cat just died.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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