What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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