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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I have a really funny joke.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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