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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Matthew Baker

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call an arab ?

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