Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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