- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

salad days!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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