- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock It's open, come in

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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