Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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