i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

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