- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Cripples are lame.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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