What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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