Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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