Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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